Encyclopedia Fan Gifts

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

My Brother Al once went through a period of depression, your honor. He would just sit around in his robe all day. Then his psychiatrist got him out of his funk. Would you like to have his doctor's phone number? ? ?

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

Egyptian chiropractor.

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

Adam and Eve, as old people.

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

'Twitter for goldfish.'

Praying mantis.

Going Down?

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

'What do you mean these aren't donut holes'

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

Bug hanging up stockings