Encyclopedia Fan Gifts

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

Egyptian chiropractor.

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

Bug hanging up stockings

Praying mantis.

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

Sphinx Food

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

Going Down?

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'