English Lesson Fan Gifts

'I'm a gnu, but I think the 'N' is silent.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

Danth battle?

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

"Bet she says 'moo' before she says 'oink'."

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

Punctuation Karaoke Night

"That's not what I meant by changing gear, Mrs.Robinson!"

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

"Anyway, to make a long story short, I'm the guy who invented CliffsNotes."

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

"Spelling and punctuation is not a fad."

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

". . . and I wish he's shut up for a few minutes!"

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

"All those in favor of saying 'It's a wrap' instead of 'Meeting adjourned' say 'Aye.' "

'Why did Oliver Twist?'

Graduation at the executioner's school

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

"Can you recommend a good exercise program?"

"I don't have any yet. We just opened."

'You tell me that I should forget the past and go on with my life But doctor, I am the history teacher'

"Good ephening."

'Don't trust people Billy, they'll only hurt you.'

Back down.

Best Dream Ever