Encyclopedia Enthusiast Gifts

Like every Tuesday, Dirk spends the evening working on his biography on Wikipedia.

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

"Bed Spread"

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

A Preschool of Fish

"Dad, can we have a bedtime narrative?"

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

'Yes, grammar rules do evolve over time, but making up your own to 'stay ahead of the curve' won't work in this English class!'

"Your vocabulary is enlarged."

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

Wordplay: Export.

Dreams I have had...

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

"I found out why we study vocabulary. Last night, my mother told me to ruminate, and I spent three hours in my room."

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

'At first it's just kindergarten, but then mission creep takes over and you're in college.'

Wordplay: Nonstarter.

'Sometimes, from time to time, occasionally I wish I'd never bought that ruddy thesaurus!'

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

Abacus.

The Month of July

The History Teacher

"Nice to have you all back at school, tap-tap, there are lessons to learn."

Ethics ethics.