Entomology Fan Gifts

'MORTY,what are you doing?!! That's the BLADDER!

'I agree O-positive is rather nice, but my favourite by far is AB-negative...'

When lice dream.

Henpecked Insect - 'Feeling peckish?'

International House of Excrement

'I won't be coming into work today. I'm in bed with a bug.'

'Hey, Benny, I think she's giving you the signals.'

"I wouldn't mind biting off his head!"

"Here's one. Swatter or flypaper?"

"Hey! Hey! I can only take three in the back fellas!"

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

"Wow, that was great. Was it as great for you too?"

3 Pupas in their Cocoons with Satellite dishes attached to them.

'I'm not saying I don't want children, I'm just saying maybe we should at least consider adoption...'

Cockroach with Big Family.

Dung beetles rolling dung and toilet paper.

Praying mantis.

We have 24 hours to mate, lay eggs, and die, and now you tell me, This isn't working?

'You ticks give the rest of us parasites a bad name!'

'What do you mean these aren't donut holes'

"Whoever said you could catch more flies with honey is a nitwit."

'Well, it's not that I regret marrying a cockroach, but looking at the poor thing walking around for two weeks now since the decapitation, just breaks my heart.'

Bug hanging up stockings

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

Interdisciplinary studies.

"Look, a bug!"

Butterflies

The Worm Charmer

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

"Tallyho!"

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

The flies have landed.

'Trickle or Spray!?'