Emotional Sports Supporter Gifts

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

'My feet are killing me.'

A man cheers

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

100k Desert Crawl

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

World Cup Fan.

"Yes, I came back. I always come back."

'I'm the new kid on the team. Where's my signing bonus?'

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

Football Blockers.

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

"Benjamin, we've discovered, is quite gifted at third base."

"Bad news: all those pink NFL uniforms don't actually cure breast cancer."

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

Masochistic Soccer Fan

"Three falls, a knockout, a submission, or a note from your mother...."

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

"Do you have any athletic tape?"

Great Joys like griefs are silent.

Cheerleaders from another planet

"There, there. Try to remember how much he annoyed you."

'Guys! Everyone yelling ‘What the hell' in unison is not my idea of team spirit!'

"But that's the beauty of the game. At this very moment, your absurd vicarious defeat is being perfectly counterbalanced by some opposing fan's absurd vicarious triumph."

"Okay everyone come and get your helmets and pads - players' sizes on the left, parents' on the right."

Counsellor for man on desert island

Referee trimming boxer's armpit hair.

STRIP *The Fan * Thinking of ditching Coventry City

"First off, I want to thank god, for raining down frogs and locusts on the other guys."

"C'mon sweetie—you're only as bankrupt as you feel."