Emotional Sports Fan Gifts

"Depressed, anxious, unsure about the future...It's very common for people in your position, have you thought about supporting a different team?"

Detroit Lions fan psychiatric patient

"Good game."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Mixed Doubles.

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Raheem Sterling

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Spring Training

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

A man cheers

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

"Ohhh...pick me pick me!!"

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"