Emotional Minimalist Gifts

"Can we cut the 'touchy-feely' stuff, and just get to the happy pill."

"I've decided to forgo expensive gifts with acts of apathy."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Not much money, glory, or praise

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

"Next meeting back to paper. Everyone missed doodle."

I'm organizing the house. Can I help? Do you have any storage bins for stuff we don't use very often? Hold on. I have just the thing! Thanks, mom.

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

"Hoarder."

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

"It's called 'Sold'."

"Honey, what's the weather like outside?" "Hold on, let me check..."

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

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"...And those are some of the books I would have read if the Internet had never been invented."

"Master, you have 175,568 unread messages in your inbox."

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

Life stripped bare

'The artist did this one during his 'I've got no idea' - period.'

Less is more.

"It's like a tiny house, but bigger."

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

"I had my own blog for a while, but I decided to go back to just pointless, incessant barking."

"I got my wife a book on decluttering and the first thing to go was me."

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'