Emotional Minimalist Mugs

"Can we cut the 'touchy-feely' stuff, and just get to the happy pill."

"I've decided to forgo expensive gifts with acts of apathy."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Not much money, glory, or praise

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

"Next meeting back to paper. Everyone missed doodle."

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

"Hoarder."

"Honey, what's the weather like outside?" "Hold on, let me check..."

"It's called 'Sold'."

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

Recycling Depot - Magazines, Newspapers, Free CDs, books, 8 page pull-outs and other promotions

"...And those are some of the books I would have read if the Internet had never been invented."

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

"Master, you have 175,568 unread messages in your inbox."

"It's like a tiny house, but bigger."

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

Less is more.

'The artist did this one during his 'I've got no idea' - period.'

"I had my own blog for a while, but I decided to go back to just pointless, incessant barking."

"I got my wife a book on decluttering and the first thing to go was me."

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

And do you, Sue, believe this is the best you can do? / It was a simple ceremony. Perhaps a little too simple.

"My battery died too. Wanna talk?"