Emerald Isle Enthusiast Gifts

The Emeril Isle

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Easter Island Cheeseheads

'I blame global warming!'

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?"

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

A politician's dream come true...

'Dad, how come we never see and of them in flight?'

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

A man with a rake on a desert island

'If this elixir works, I see an over-the-counter version in three years.'

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Drawing on an island.

Nor'easter Island.

A bald eagle approaches middle age

'Now, fly my boy, fly like, well, fly like an eagle...'

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

Desert Island Books

'What excuse do you have for a lousy shot now?'

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

Water skier being attacked by giant fish.

"How do you handle being a rock god?"

'He's won an exotic holiday to Easter Island and it's gone straight to his head.'

'Thinking quickly, Ernie jerked out his instamatic and clicked away at his farm below.'

Castaway with a tennis court.

Man on an Island has a sign that says: Selling Out Must Vacate Lost Lease.

'I wonder if I should add this to my resume.'

'Hmm, wrong bottle. I guess THIS one must've been the Elixir of Death...'

How electric eels "welcome" door-to-door salesmen

"Have you considered that your anger has something to do with the company you keep?"