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The Emeril Isle

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

'I blame global warming!'

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Easter Island Cheeseheads

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?"

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

'Dad, how come we never see and of them in flight?'

A politician's dream come true...

'If this elixir works, I see an over-the-counter version in three years.'

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

A bald eagle approaches middle age

A man with a rake on a desert island

Drawing on an island.

'Now, fly my boy, fly like, well, fly like an eagle...'

'Thinking quickly, Ernie jerked out his instamatic and clicked away at his farm below.'

Desert Island Books

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

'What excuse do you have for a lousy shot now?'

Water skier being attacked by giant fish.

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

Castaway with a tennis court.

Man on an Island has a sign that says: Selling Out Must Vacate Lost Lease.

'I wonder if I should add this to my resume.'

'Hmm, wrong bottle. I guess THIS one must've been the Elixir of Death...'

How electric eels "welcome" door-to-door salesmen

"How 'bout this deserted, tropical island ... what's the night life like?"