Everglades Enthusiast Gifts

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

'Dad, how come we never see and of them in flight?'

'Mom, can I take the beach home as a souvenir?'

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

A bald eagle approaches middle age

A shark is reading a book entitled 'Swimming with the lawyers'.

'Now, fly my boy, fly like, well, fly like an eagle...'

Rubber Ring

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

A bath at Boulogne. - Appalling position of Mr and Mrs Tomkins, who had a jib horse when the tide was coming in.

Had a Moonlight Madness Sale During an Eclipse.

"To hear the sounds of the seas press 1, for all other options, or, to speak with a customer advisor, please press 2."

'That's it. Now, give me a big smile!'

Champagne and Oysters

'What excuse do you have for a lousy shot now?'

'Thinking quickly, Ernie jerked out his instamatic and clicked away at his farm below.'

Water skier being attacked by giant fish.

"Solar eclipse."

'We must be nearing land. It's a discount coupon from the island's mall.'

'I was struggling to see further than one kilometre, but thanks to laser eye surgery, I'm fine now...'

Accident near the Pier

Yum Yum

'Now let's build an insurance company and charge a fortune for all of this ocean front property.'

'See? If Mommy had been wearing her seatbelt that wouldn't have happened.'

"No you can't borrow my eclipse glasses. I told you not to eat yours."

Punch and Judy - Soon to be a major motion picture.

Shadow

'Yeah it's very Brighton!'

"You'll have to take my word for it. I'm not going up on the roof just to prove a point." (Seaview Guest House).

Determined fisherman