Ocean's Edge Enthusiast Gifts

Land's End

Holiday time.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

When laundry ruled the waves.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Turtle Hat

Try me/try me/try me...

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Privates Beach"

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Dolphin friendly tuna

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

Segregated Beach

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

A crab with a utility knife claw

How Swordfish Are Born

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

Shark with Braces.

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"