Ocean's Edge Enthusiast Gifts

Land's End

Holiday time.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

When laundry ruled the waves.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Turtle Hat

Dolphin friendly tuna

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Try me/try me/try me...

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"Privates Beach"

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

How Swordfish Are Born

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

A crab with a utility knife claw

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

Segregated Beach

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Shark with Braces.

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

Cheapskate Cruises

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'