Avalanche Enthusiast Gifts

'This is all just some political scare-tactic.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'My feet are killing me.'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Do me next."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Allotment

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Fly Fishing

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Fishing sign.

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

'More bubbles!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

The Brothers Grime

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"He loves his leaf blower."