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'This is all just some political scare-tactic.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'My feet are killing me.'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Do me next."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Allotment

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Fly Fishing

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"It's such a lovely day!"

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Fishing sign.

'More bubbles!'

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

"Well, we needed the rain."

The Brothers Grime

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"Smokey The Tree"

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"