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'Ah, what a relief! The heat waves on Earth were becoming unbearable."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

"Well, we needed the rain."

Optimist

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

James decided to stay in that night.

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Clandestine cows.

Snow is falling...

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

'Well, the weatherman was wrong again. He said we would have heavy but isolated showers today.'

Staycation Photos

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

I love thunderstorms!

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

'Ah! The great INDOORS!'

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

Award Winning Photographer

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

Studying Fire Behavior

Candles In Bed

Bertram de Born (The Divine Comedy).

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

Jimmy Hoffa in hell.

"I've got a little job for you, Kretchmer. I want you to infiltrate the I.R.S. and sow the seeds of compassion."

When Pyromaniacs Buy A Home: 'This is a great starter home.'

Some make better deals than others.

'And best of all, it kills germs that cause bad breath!'

"Are you a platinum card member?"