Inferno Enthusiasts Pillows

'Ah, what a relief! The heat waves on Earth were becoming unbearable."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

"Well, we needed the rain."

Optimist

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

James decided to stay in that night.

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

Clandestine cows.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Snow is falling...

Staycation Photos

'Well, the weatherman was wrong again. He said we would have heavy but isolated showers today.'

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

I love thunderstorms!

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

'Ah! The great INDOORS!'

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

Award Winning Photographer

Studying Fire Behavior

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

Bertram de Born (The Divine Comedy).

Some make better deals than others.

"I've got a little job for you, Kretchmer. I want you to infiltrate the I.R.S. and sow the seeds of compassion."

Pandemic playhouse.

2012,end of the world advice.

'And best of all, it kills germs that cause bad breath!'