Inferno Fanatic Pillows

Bertram de Born (The Divine Comedy).

Chiller Theatre

Candle Portraits.

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"Devi's brew?"

"The trees are laughing at us."

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

The Horn of Unanswered Email

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

Born of the Dead

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

"What does she have that I don't?"

People of the Fall

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

Horror writer.

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

"The sweet smell of the leaves and the rain make fall such a refreshing time!"

Back to School

"Fall is coming, Snickers. We must pumpkin spice everything."

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

'Global warming? let me know when it kicks in.'