Inferno Fanatic Pillows

Bertram de Born (The Divine Comedy).

Chiller Theatre

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

Candle Portraits.

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"Devi's brew?"

"The trees are laughing at us."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

The Horn of Unanswered Email

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

"What does she have that I don't?"

Born of the Dead

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

"I've got the creepiest costume for Halloween! It's an alien-like creature with hypnotic powers...that'll suck your brains out and turn you into a mindless zombie!"

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

People of the Fall

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

Horror writer.

Stephen King

"The sweet smell of the leaves and the rain make fall such a refreshing time!"

'The Fly' Starts a Family

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

'It occurs every fall, sir.'

Back to School

"Fall is coming, Snickers. We must pumpkin spice everything."