Email Security Gifts

Spam Alert!

The Anti-Agent

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

UK border controls relaxed.

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

High security Santa's grotto

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

"He's a guard dog."

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

"I see you've security marked your property."

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."

The Scanner Of Love.

'Could we finish these negotiations via e-mail? That will allow me to think before I respond to your proposals.'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

Moulin Rouge Security

"Beware of Don"

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

A Little Extra

Scarecrows guarding a field

Death to the Extremists

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."