Email Security Pillows

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The Anti-Agent

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

UK border controls relaxed.

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

High security Santa's grotto

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"He's a guard dog."

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

"I see you've security marked your property."

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

'Could we finish these negotiations via e-mail? That will allow me to think before I respond to your proposals.'

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

Moulin Rouge Security

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

"Beware of Don"

Scarecrows guarding a field

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

'Well look, here come the hackers!'