Email Bypasser Pillows

"Our privacy terms have changed. Do you care?"

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

Email Notifications

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

'I delete so much junk mail, my trash can icon turned into a dumpster.'

"You have been specially selected to upload your bank details. Offer ends midnight."

Ask Sadie

"Any yet he's always on my case."

Mary had a little spam

"Didn't anyone ever warn you about opening an e-mail from someone you don't know?"

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

Your computer is not fully protected...

'We're keeping Edwards because he forwards the funnier e-mails.'

"I hypnotized him into exercising every time he gets a spam in his inbox. He works out 50 times a day."

"We have to develop a new way to build our customer base. Antispam software has put a dent in our marketing strategy."

Berlitz guide to Scamese

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

"Our planet no longer wants to receive email from yours."

Amateur Spam.

"Your compulsive talk about crazy diets, get rich schemes, and mail order drugs -- your pacemaker's been hacked and you're spamming."

'Yes, I'm gaining weight! Deleting spam all morning makes me really hungry for lunch!'

Pandora's Inbox

'Good morning. You have twelve million terabyte unread e-mails.'

"Nope. I came here to relax and not check my messages."

'So you say the cash box was stolen.'

Internet crap.

"I want to be a spam master when I grow up. You'll find a sample of my work on your computer."

'But monsieur I can get it for you so cheap, all the hard work has been done, it just needs the cladding.'

'I like unfunded mandates best - you don't have to worry about the math.'

STIMULUS PACKAGE ALLOCATION COMMITTEE, 'Okay, we'll take the part out about the Nigerian banker's widow.'

"If you want proof that your email is working again, then you can read all the spam you just received."

'Another ad for penis-enlargement.'

This is a very friendly email program. It dots the i's and crosses the t's with mustaches.

'Open up Clayton, you knew it was inevitable.'

'Any collateral other than this letter from a Nigerian banker's widow?'