Email Prankster Pillows

'We're keeping Edwards because he forwards the funnier e-mails.'

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

'I think the mouse is playing-up again love.'

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

Why are you waving that big magnet over my hard drive?

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

"I'm away from my desk or on another line. Please leave a message at the sound of my impersonation of a beep."

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

That isn't what prove you're not a robot means, Bob.

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

'I'm going to have to transfer you to someone I don't like.'

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I need your help!!! Please send me $500 and your bank routing number. You will rewarded with 10% of 12.7 million dollars and my undying friendship. Best wishes, Prince John Barron."

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

'Waiter, there's a cell phone in my soup.'

"I'd like a 'change of address' card."

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

'Just give me the computer password, Marie. I won't put any more embarrassing pictures of you on Facebook.'

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

"Oh no! Not computer bugs again!"

Nerd emergency: tongue stuck to frozen PC screen.

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.

'Hey, if you pull up a war game of Godzilla destroying Tokyo, that's just my son hacking our data base.'

Spam.

"The secret of time management? Never take anyone off hold."

Youtube ghost videos...

"My dad said I couldn't scare him, so I'm hiding all his data like it was erased. Get ready for a loud scream."