Elopement Pillows

'Y'know, I'm glad we kept it small.'

Just married - and we're rich!

Elopement

'So now what?'

"Boy, is your father going to be surprised!"

'Let's have a secret wedding - all my friends think I have better taste!'

'Dear, did you have to bring the whole gang to our elopement?'

'Listen George, my husband is away, this is Brian and I'm due to elope with you tomorrow!'

Clancy: Mother-in-law

When rich kids elope, they take skycaps!

'At least consider it. I'll give you £1000 to elope!'

'My daughter eloped with a mime...'

'You invited your mother? -- But we agreed to a small wedding!'

'What will it cost me for you to elope?'

"Honey, did you have to bring the whole squad to our elopement?"

"Remember, bring it all back within two weeks and I'll refund your deposit."

"Don't worry what your dad will say when finds that we have eloped - he's holding the ladder!"

"Where do I sign? I'm totally blind without my contacts."

"Gregorio, are you sure we're not rushing into things?"

Doomed Romance

Cake Escape

"You may now wave at the bride."

"I say we skip the wedding."

A sign on the back of a car reads "Just married - Sorry we didn't invite you. It was a small wedding."

"We've decided to elope."

"...and the dish ran away with the other dish."

"Wait, what!? I thought you had asked if I wanted to run away OR get married."

"You run away with me, you run away with my family."

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

Red Letter Days - 'Farewell my love! ... Since you now love me, there is now nothing which can cloud our happiness! ...'

'Wish me luck, mother. We are off to get married.'

Church of the high roller.

"Is this the Love Boat?"

'That's it, lad - get her NOW before she balloons up like her mother!'

"I knew they had shot gun weddings in the wild west, but not in Milton Keynes!"