Election Following Pillows

The opposition want to win the election to put things right

"Away with the warmonger!"

'If only every year was an election year.'

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'My plan for the mid east has approval of both Houses of Congress, Oprah, Larry King, Lettermen and Leno.'

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

'I don't know -- maybe an evil robot from the future IS the kind of President we need.'

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

Palin 2012

Trump Mask

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

'...And now, stay tuned for 'America's Funniest Presidential Debates'!'

'We need to start dividing the housework for more peaceful marriages?' - What they'd say if they really wanted the women's vote.

'It's just until the election is over, but I'm replacing you with Dick Morris.'

The next TV duel

"Well, you have to admire his honesty."

Vote Grinkley! Now you see him, now you don't.

'Well, at least he's an honest politician.'

'This isn't an easy business- you have to stoop low and be high-handed at the same time.'

"Find out what the people want so I can tell it like it is."

Biden presidency

Brueghel painting of European Leaders

"The average citizen doesn't have a clue - or why would we keep getting re-elected?"

Blocked In - Republicans vs Democrats.

Trump holds 'Vote for Me!' sign at the bottom of the Statue of Liberty.