Post-election Pillows

"Do you think it's safe yet, Randy?"

EXIT POLLS, 14TH PRECINCT, 'May I ask who you voted for, sir?', 'Please! -- I'm trying to forget!'

"Away with the warmonger!"

"What was I thinking?!"

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

Elections

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'My plan for the mid east has approval of both Houses of Congress, Oprah, Larry King, Lettermen and Leno.'

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

Joe Biden

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

'It will be a difficult adjustment, but it doesn't mean you can't still live a full and rewarding life, say, in the library, or even a miniature golf course.'

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

'I don't know -- maybe an evil robot from the future IS the kind of President we need.'

George Papandreou.

Palin 2012

Trump Mask

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

The Hug

'We need to start dividing the housework for more peaceful marriages?' - What they'd say if they really wanted the women's vote.

'It's just until the election is over, but I'm replacing you with Dick Morris.'

'This isn't an easy business- you have to stoop low and be high-handed at the same time.'

The next TV duel

"Find out what the people want so I can tell it like it is."

"The average citizen doesn't have a clue - or why would we keep getting re-elected?"

"Well, you have to admire his honesty."

Biden presidency

Brueghel painting of European Leaders

Blocked In - Republicans vs Democrats.