Post-election Pillows

"Do you think it's safe yet, Randy?"

EXIT POLLS, 14TH PRECINCT, 'May I ask who you voted for, sir?', 'Please! -- I'm trying to forget!'

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"Away with the warmonger!"

"What was I thinking?!"

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

Elections

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'My plan for the mid east has approval of both Houses of Congress, Oprah, Larry King, Lettermen and Leno.'

Joe Biden

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

Trump Mask

Palin 2012

George Papandreou.

'It will be a difficult adjustment, but it doesn't mean you can't still live a full and rewarding life, say, in the library, or even a miniature golf course.'

'I don't know -- maybe an evil robot from the future IS the kind of President we need.'

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

Hide me. Under the table. What's the matter? He's coming. Who. Who??? The wolf! The hairy man. The insatiable and relentless one. Didn't we just finish an election cycle? There he is! Oh no! The 2020 elections are around the corner. Wolf Blitzer! Run! I'll tune in tomorrow. Don't eat me! CNN.

The Hug

'We need to start dividing the housework for more peaceful marriages?' - What they'd say if they really wanted the women's vote.

"Well, you have to admire his honesty."

Biden presidency

Brueghel painting of European Leaders

'This isn't an easy business- you have to stoop low and be high-handed at the same time.'

'It's just until the election is over, but I'm replacing you with Dick Morris.'

"The average citizen doesn't have a clue - or why would we keep getting re-elected?"

"Find out what the people want so I can tell it like it is."