Election Following Prints

The opposition want to win the election to put things right

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

"Away with the warmonger!"

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

'If only every year was an election year.'

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'My plan for the mid east has approval of both Houses of Congress, Oprah, Larry King, Lettermen and Leno.'

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

'I don't know -- maybe an evil robot from the future IS the kind of President we need.'

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

Palin 2012

Trump Mask

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

Hide me. Under the table. What's the matter? He's coming. Who. Who??? The wolf! The hairy man. The insatiable and relentless one. Didn't we just finish an election cycle? There he is! Oh no! The 2020 elections are around the corner. Wolf Blitzer! Run! I'll tune in tomorrow. Don't eat me! CNN.

I've decided to run for office so I can spend more time away from my family.

'...And now, stay tuned for 'America's Funniest Presidential Debates'!'

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

'We need to start dividing the housework for more peaceful marriages?' - What they'd say if they really wanted the women's vote.

'This isn't an easy business- you have to stoop low and be high-handed at the same time.'

"Find out what the people want so I can tell it like it is."

Biden presidency

"Well, you have to admire his honesty."

"The average citizen doesn't have a clue - or why would we keep getting re-elected?"

'Well, at least he's an honest politician.'

Brueghel painting of European Leaders

The next TV duel

'It's just until the election is over, but I'm replacing you with Dick Morris.'

Vote Grinkley! Now you see him, now you don't.

Blocked In - Republicans vs Democrats.

The Difficult Decision Facing Voters in the 2020 Election