Following Politics Pillows

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

"Elections, elections, elections! I'm sick of it! If I could vote, I'd vote for someone who would ban nonstop coverage of elections."

"Maybe politics was a bad career choice for me."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.

"It's the new Trump Tower..."

Erdogan Replaces Trump on Putin Horse

The search for Weapons of Mass Destruction

"Worst budget cuts ever!"

The end of election 2016

Hard Border

"So in conclusion it's an absolute sh*t show... That'll be £450 million please."

'So...who do you think you will vote for?'

"Gentlemen, I'm afraid things are worse than we thought."

'Obama's letting all the progress we made in Iraq go right down the drain...He's trying to distract everybody...'

"You've increased your prices again! Why?" "Take your pick..."

'... and in a startling development, 5 Supreme Court decisions were overturned by Judge Judy...'

'So Chief Executive how can you justify this new increase in gas prices?'

"After Trump, Russia is the greatest threat to the USA!"

The Marriage of Alternative Facts

"What'll it be ... scary movies or scary news?"

Brexit."It's all Greek to me!"

Closed system: Worry-powered TV set.

Sailing Away

'Trouble is, the plan has already jump-started him!'

Trump White House Employment

Kim 'Young' Un.

Palin's Teabaggers

"The good news today is that there is no news."

'This is Ferd Evergort reporting from the site of the great Battle Creek flood...'

"I've never seen anything like it. No one knows what will happen with Brexit and Government is in total chaos."

Donation Street: City of Westminster.

Royal Mint Update - we have found missing gold and seem to have twice as much as before!