'Y'know, I'm glad we kept it small.'
Elopement Gifts
Looking for a memorable gift to mark an elopement? Our collection offers personalized and witty options that celebrate the couple’s adventurous spirit and love story. Whether it’s a keepsake or a humorous reminder of their intimate ceremony, these products are designed to bring smiles and warm memories.
Just married - and we're rich!
"Let's try to affirm these vows with something more convincing than, 'if you say so.'"
Elopement
'I thought since we can't have the Queen...'
'So now what?'
"Boy, is your father going to be surprised!"
'Let's have a secret wedding - all my friends think I have better taste!'
'Dear, did you have to bring the whole gang to our elopement?'
'Listen George, my husband is away, this is Brian and I'm due to elope with you tomorrow!'
Clancy: Mother-in-law
When rich kids elope, they take skycaps!
'At least consider it. I'll give you £1000 to elope!'
'My daughter eloped with a mime...'
'You invited your mother? -- But we agreed to a small wedding!'
'What will it cost me for you to elope?'
"Honey, did you have to bring the whole squad to our elopement?"
"Remember, bring it all back within two weeks and I'll refund your deposit."
"Don't worry what your dad will say when finds that we have eloped - he's holding the ladder!"
"Where do I sign? I'm totally blind without my contacts."
"Gregorio, are you sure we're not rushing into things?"
Why Running Away Together Is Not a Very Good Idea...
Doomed Romance
Why Running Away Together Is Not a Very Good Idea...
Cake Escape
"You may now wave at the bride."
"I say we skip the wedding."
A sign on the back of a car reads "Just married - Sorry we didn't invite you. It was a small wedding."
"We've decided to elope."
"...and the dish ran away with the other dish."
"Wait, what!? I thought you had asked if I wanted to run away OR get married."
"You run away with me, you run away with my family."
"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "
Red Letter Days - 'Farewell my love! ... Since you now love me, there is now nothing which can cloud our happiness! ...'
'Wish me luck, mother. We are off to get married.'
Elopement Gifts Collection
Elopement Mugs
Explore our collection of elopement-themed mugs—perfect for celebrating the couple’s new beginning with humor and love. Click to find the ideal mug that speaks to their adventure.
Elopement Pillows
Discover pillows designed to commemorate elopements—soft, quirky, and full of love. Ideal for creating a cozy space filled with memories and joy.
Elopement Prints
Browse our prints capturing the spirit of elopement—beautiful, witty, and meaningful artwork to celebrate this special milestone.
Elopement T-Shirts
Check out our selection of t-shirts celebrating elopements—fun, stylish, and perfect for the adventurous couple ready to show off their love story.