Elopements Gifts

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."

Cake Escape

'...And do you John take Jennifer to be your lawfully wedded wife? To have and to hold, to write off on your taxes?'

Wine of the Day Club

'So now what?'

'Oh, yeah? Well, my kid has accrued more college loan debt than your kid!'

"...and are you, Jessica, committed to this bit?"

"Don't you dare try to sneak out of this cartoon!"

"Wake up. It says here I was right about that thing I said."

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'

"The good news is the frustration of filling out all this paperwork will keep your mind off your pain."

True Love: The Missing Piece of a Man's Heart.

Red Letter Days - 'Farewell my love! ... Since you now love me, there is now nothing which can cloud our happiness! ...'

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

Why Running Away Together Is Not a Very Good Idea...

'My daughter eloped with a mime...'

"You may now wave at the bride."

'Oh no! I didn't, did I?' (spoon wakes up next to dish).

"Whoa...not so fast! First of all please tell me your address, your health insurance number, and spell your name for me, Mr. HelpI'mBleedingToDeath."

"I knew they had shot gun weddings in the wild west, but not in Milton Keynes!"

"Gregorio, are you sure we're not rushing into things?"

"Is this the Love Boat?"

"Honey, did you have to bring the whole squad to our elopement?"

The Princess and the Penis

"You were supposed to stay in Vegas."

"They say walking can change your life. Bye!"

"Let's try to affirm these vows with something more convincing than, 'if you say so.'"

"Boy, is your father going to be surprised!"

I was in a menage a trois...until she ran off with our marriage guide counsellor!

A sign on the back of a car reads "Just married - Sorry we didn't invite you. It was a small wedding."

'That's it, lad - get her NOW before she balloons up like her mother!'

Doomed Romance

'What will it cost me for you to elope?'