Elopements Gifts

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

Cake Escape

'...And do you John take Jennifer to be your lawfully wedded wife? To have and to hold, to write off on your taxes?'

Wine of the Day Club

'So now what?'

'Oh, yeah? Well, my kid has accrued more college loan debt than your kid!'

"...and are you, Jessica, committed to this bit?"

"Don't you dare try to sneak out of this cartoon!"

"Wake up. It says here I was right about that thing I said."

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'

Red Letter Days - 'Farewell my love! ... Since you now love me, there is now nothing which can cloud our happiness! ...'

'My daughter eloped with a mime...'

True Love: The Missing Piece of a Man's Heart.

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

"The good news is the frustration of filling out all this paperwork will keep your mind off your pain."

"Whoa...not so fast! First of all please tell me your address, your health insurance number, and spell your name for me, Mr. HelpI'mBleedingToDeath."

The Princess and the Penis

"They say walking can change your life. Bye!"

"Honey, did you have to bring the whole squad to our elopement?"

"You may now wave at the bride."

"Is this the Love Boat?"

"You were supposed to stay in Vegas."

'Oh no! I didn't, did I?' (spoon wakes up next to dish).

"I knew they had shot gun weddings in the wild west, but not in Milton Keynes!"

"Gregorio, are you sure we're not rushing into things?"

"Boy, is your father going to be surprised!"

"Remember when 'The sky's the limit' was something we wanted to hear?"

A sign on the back of a car reads "Just married - Sorry we didn't invite you. It was a small wedding."

"Good morning, world!"

'That's it, lad - get her NOW before she balloons up like her mother!'

'What will it cost me for you to elope?'

Romantic Pumpkin