Love Leap Pillows

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

"Tunnel of love"

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

First love.

A sentimental woman talking to her lover on a ship

Various Traps.

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

Real Estate Personals

Leap Frog

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

'He's not so much a rough diamond, more a dumb block of carbon.'

"My aloofness is a mask."

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

"Will you be my emotional support human?"

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

'When we start the countdown, you creep up under the rocket, light the fuse, then run like hell.'

"Great launch party"

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

'I admire your persistence, Melvin, but I'm in love with another woman.'

...In a Relationship

Tunnel of Life and Love

'Love and marriage?- I'm afraid I can't help you much with that, young fellow.'

Tom had considerable emotional baggage.

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

"Wait!"

'We've been happily married for five years, but we've been married for eight.'

"Daddy, you're not going to give us a sermon on responsible behavior, are you?"

"You have no idea how refreshing it is to meet someone raffish in West Hartford."

'My dream boat has turned out to be an anchor dragging prune barge!'

The family tradition lives on: I won the Long Jump and the Triple Jump events...

'Barely an love and already arguing.'