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'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

"This stool shall pass."

"Tunnel of love"

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

First love.

A sentimental woman talking to her lover on a ship

Various Traps.

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

Real Estate Personals

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

Leap Frog

Mine Shaft of Love.

'He's not so much a rough diamond, more a dumb block of carbon.'

"My aloofness is a mask."

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

'When we start the countdown, you creep up under the rocket, light the fuse, then run like hell.'

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

"Will you be my emotional support human?"

"Great launch party"

'I admire your persistence, Melvin, but I'm in love with another woman.'

Tunnel of Life and Love

...In a Relationship

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

'We've been happily married for five years, but we've been married for eight.'

Tom had considerable emotional baggage.

"Wait!"

'Love and marriage?- I'm afraid I can't help you much with that, young fellow.'

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

Wait

Bumper Cars of Love.

"Daddy, you're not going to give us a sermon on responsible behavior, are you?"

"You have no idea how refreshing it is to meet someone raffish in West Hartford."

'Barely an love and already arguing.'

The family tradition lives on: I won the Long Jump and the Triple Jump events...