Launch Lover T-Shirts

"Great launch party"

'When we start the countdown, you creep up under the rocket, light the fuse, then run like hell.'

"Wait!"

"We've made great progress!"

Archimedes statue with a lever

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Cosmonaut

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"Space exploration"

Astronaut love

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

Leap Frog

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

Sun and the Moon step out.

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

'Lift off, we have lift off...'

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

Houston gets serious about cleaning up space junk

If they can put a man on the moon, why can't they... market a roll of tape that's easy to start every time?!

'I told you about the march solar flares before you went out, didn't I?'

Director: US Space Research.

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

"I'm pretty sure I've already seen a rock like that in some museum back on Earth."

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

"You have twenty eight days to live."

'I've had a toothache for the last million light years, take me to your dentist.'