Launch Lover T-Shirts

"Great launch party"

'When we start the countdown, you creep up under the rocket, light the fuse, then run like hell.'

"Wait!"

"We've made great progress!"

Archimedes statue with a lever

"This stool shall pass."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Cosmonaut

"Space exploration"

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Movies vs. Films

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

Astronaut love

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

Leap Frog

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

Sun and the Moon step out.

If they can put a man on the moon, why can't they... market a roll of tape that's easy to start every time?!

'Lift off, we have lift off...'

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

Houston gets serious about cleaning up space junk

'I told you about the march solar flares before you went out, didn't I?'

Director: US Space Research.

Rocket science for beginners.

"Sorry I'm late. We were delayed when Rudolph caught a drone in his antlers."

With all of the drone traffic, Santa had to replace Rudolph with Randolph the radar-nosed reindeer!

"You have twenty eight days to live."

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

"I'm hoping we might get a crater named after us."