Eloping Pillows

'Wish me luck, mother. We are off to get married.'

"Remember, bring it all back within two weeks and I'll refund your deposit."

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Elfie Stick

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Cake Escape

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

Zoo warden attempting to impress woman visitor

'You know what I really like in someone? Bulk!'

'You may have found more new customers than the other salesmen, but your profits are too small! Stop just pulling in peanuts, Barry!'

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

'My final offer.'

'So now what?'

'...27...28...29...by golly, you're right, this is good aerobic exercise!'

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

Tightrope Walk of Romance

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

Eating the Evidence

Red Letter Days - 'Farewell my love! ... Since you now love me, there is now nothing which can cloud our happiness! ...'

'My daughter eloped with a mime...'

Full Serve/Elf Serve

Elf and Safety: 'Have you got a seat belt on that thing?'

'I don't care if he followed you home-we're not keeping him!'

"Gregorio, are you sure we're not rushing into things?"

"You may now wave at the bride."