Eloping Prints

'Wish me luck, mother. We are off to get married.'

"Remember, bring it all back within two weeks and I'll refund your deposit."

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Elfie Stick

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."

Cake Escape

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

'You know what I really like in someone? Bulk!'

'You may have found more new customers than the other salesmen, but your profits are too small! Stop just pulling in peanuts, Barry!'

Zoo warden attempting to impress woman visitor

'I told you it would fit.'

'So now what?'

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

'My final offer.'

'...27...28...29...by golly, you're right, this is good aerobic exercise!'

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

Tightrope Walk of Romance

Why Running Away Together Is Not a Very Good Idea...

Full Serve/Elf Serve

"He must be a South Pole elf..."

Red Letter Days - 'Farewell my love! ... Since you now love me, there is now nothing which can cloud our happiness! ...'

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

Eating the Evidence

'My daughter eloped with a mime...'

Elf and Safety: 'Have you got a seat belt on that thing?'

'I don't care if he followed you home-we're not keeping him!'