Loop-de-looper Pillows

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

'Cartoonist thinking'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

Leap Frog

"My loophole out-loopholes your loophole."

'I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to try fresh sugarcane.'

'What shall we watch - best security videos of 2013 or operating room bloopers, blunders and bleeps?'

"I see you've arranged your life and business so that you can deduct everything. Do you know the penalty for 'trying to beat the system'?"

Basic Tax Law/Loopholes.

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

You know how last year you told me you'd teach me how to pick up ladies? I said "If you spend a year working out." Well, in this past year, I've run 18,000 miles and burned tens of thousands of calories. Accidentally leaving your phone's pedometer on all year doesn't count, little buddy. You didn't say that beforehand. Loophole. Maybe next year.

'You're close to becoming the indispensable man, Grisnill - you keep finding loopholes.'

'We have obligations to our stockholders, our employees and our community - Fortunately, Henderson in legal has found a loophole.'

"The drummer's got to go - he's too loopy."

'Yeah? Well, my dad builds things too. He's a lawyer and he builds loopholes.'

The family tradition lives on: I won the Long Jump and the Triple Jump events...

"These new regulations will fundamentally change the way we get around them."

'I've found an Inheritance Tax loophole!' - Immortality.

Did you know you move your lips when you read?

"You're my agent, tell me - what do I have to do to be taken seriously as an animal-bloopers-show host?"

"I've never objected to paying tax... as long as it's other people paying."

"You've had the law explained to you. Now as you deliberate I want you to look into your hearts and find a loophole."

'I just need enough money to get out of debt.'

Man marks documents as 'Illegal', 'Sweet Spot' and 'Legal'.

"There's a loophole in there somewhere, Haskins. Pretends it's truffle."

'And how many loopholes did you make last year?' When lawyers get audited.

"It says 'Available Now: The Greatest Bloopers of Your Life, available on Pay-Per-View or DVD!'"

I'm sorry, Mr. Fenwick, that tax loophole was designed for somebody who makes a hell of a lot more money than you do.

"They don't prevent crime, but the videos make great blooper reels."

"I knew I could put this pile of dollars to good use."