Loop Pedal Enthusiast Pillows

"I'm only going to say this to you once...for I've now got a loop pedal..."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

A smiling cyclist

Mr Metrosexual.

Shoes Make The Man

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

"Am I a new parent? No, I'm a new Uber driver taking him to school."

''What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

Give Way To Cyclists

Pedalo Racer

'Umm, you have a date yet for the hop...?'

"The drummer's got to go - he's too loopy."

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

'Be a friend.'

Bebaaaaaaaop! (sheep)

How to lose weight.

Lost a sandal?

"I draw the line at Flip-Flop share."

Shuffle Shame

'I just need enough money to get out of debt.'

"Hoppy are the peace makers"

Pedalling Horse Carriage

The apocalypse everyone has feared is finally here. Hi, I'm Theron Heir. I write Rudy Park. That's it? A scrawny guy in flip-flops and bermuda shorts, wearing a man-purse? Don't provoke him. Anything can be in that man-purse. I would think the apocalypse would be taller.

"Nice jump, Sergei."

'Give her the bill, she's the one who is sick.'

'Just stay on this track in a counter-clock-wise direction for, oh, I'd say another two or three laps. Can't miss it.'

Cold Beer ---fresh flowers for sale, think of your wife for a change.

A runner on an endless loop

"On the gentleman's left!"

'Albert's helping the environment...he recycles his bike to work every day!'

'After this event, I want him tested. Blood, urine, DNA - the works. Look for anything unusual.'

Bike ramp engineered by: Gracie Bermudez

"I felt a touch!"