Up, Down, Plummet (waiting for elevator)
Elevator Phobics Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone with an elevator phobia? Our collection offers witty mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that playfully acknowledge their fear of lifts. These thoughtful items make light of a common anxiety with humor and empathy, helping your loved ones feel seen and appreciated. Whether it’s a quirky mug for their morning coffee or a cozy pillow to remind them they’re not alone, find the perfect way to support and amuse. Share a laugh about those high-anxiety moments while celebrating their unique personality.
'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.
The Corporate Ladder and the Corporate Elevator.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.
Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator
Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.
"This IS my day-to-night outfit"
"I must have pressed the wrong button."
'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'
Thumbing a Lift.
Going Down?
"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."
Elevator charge $1.00.
'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'
The guy who got in on the ground floor
A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".
"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."
"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."
'and for pushing your umbrella button in a VERY crowded elevator.'
"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."
'What a day! My secretary was out, our biggest customer canceled a large order, the computer broke down, I didn't have any lunch, and leaving work I got stuck for an hour in the elevator with an 18 year old nympho with big breasts!'
A Fork-lift.
Elevator buttons read: Way Up/up/Down/Way Down.
Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious
'Going up?'
"This thing is so slow!"
"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"
'Yeh right! Always blame the dung beetle!' - An elevator mishap.
"Do we look like we're going up?"
'You can't use the elevator as guestroom!'
"What does it look like? I'm running a little late this morning."
Elevator. Up, down and dirty.
'Funny place to put an esculator.'
Executive Elevator: Up Only
Closed. He was unable to complete the elevator repair today -- Further steps will need to be taken.
Elevator Phobics Gifts Collection
Elevator Phobics Mugs
Browse our collection of humorous mugs perfect for lightening a loved one’s day and celebrating their unique personality.
Elevator Phobics Pillows
Find cozy pillows that bring a touch of humor and comfort, making their space more inviting and personalized.
Elevator Phobics Prints
Decorate with artistic prints that humorously embrace elevator anxiety, turning worries into wearable art and wall decor.
Elevator Phobics T-Shirts
Explore our quirky t-shirt designs that make a playful statement about elevator fears, adding a dash of humor to everyday wear.