Elevator Awkwardness Fan Gifts

'Your name escapes me at the moment, but I'm sure I have your dental records on file.'

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

'Man...You age great!'

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

"He's got a great future behind him!"

"It's not what you think."

Elevator buttons read: Way Up/up/Down/Way Down.

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

New York Gondolier

"Gee, I hate gatherings like these! I never know the right thing to say..."

'See, I told you my dad would like you.'

I've got to run to my job interview! Do I have spinach between my teeth?

Closed. He was unable to complete the elevator repair today -- Further steps will need to be taken.

'I don't care how educationally beneficial you guys may thing it is, I am not showing you the girl's video. That's what google's for.'

Executive Elevator: Up Only

Shy Man at Party

The Awkwardly Informal Meet Up Group

'Rock of Ages'

"I've decided to start groaning every time I have to move my body a little bit."

'Now that's what I call a worthy cause.'

'Your mother is not a good loser is she?'

"All you had to do was ASK us to leave!"

'Sorry! I thought nobody would notice.'

Old Vampire with false teeth.

"I could see my mating dance had caught her eye, so I put more energy into it, but I ended up sweaty and out of breath: she lost interest then. . ."

"Having received your offer of friendship, and after due consideration and given the fact that I don't know you from a bar of soap, I must inform you that I will be declining your request."

Family living in an allevator

The Land of the Uncomfortable Pause

"Just so you know, if this elevator breaks down, I have no problem cannibalizing your body for my survival."