Elevator Philosopher Gifts

'Who's pumped about this meeting?!'

Man in elevator looking at sign that says 'Stare Here.'

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

Hamlet in the craft shop.

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Going Down?

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

Thumbing a Lift.

Elevator charge $1.00.

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

The guy who got in on the ground floor

Muzak's Top 10

"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."

Santa Elevator

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

A Fork-lift.

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

'Going up?'

"This thing is so slow!"

Elevator buttons read: Way Up/up/Down/Way Down.

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

"Do we look like we're going up?"

Elevator. Up, down and dirty.

'You can't use the elevator as guestroom!'

'I think I'm suffering from an identity crisis, but then who am I to say?'

"What does it look like? I'm running a little late this morning."

'Funny place to put an esculator.'