Elevator Philosopher Pillows

'Who's pumped about this meeting?!'

Man in elevator looking at sign that says 'Stare Here.'

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

The Corporate Ladder and the Corporate Elevator.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

Hamlet in the craft shop.

Thumbing a Lift.

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

Going Down?

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

Elevator charge $1.00.

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

The guy who got in on the ground floor

Muzak's Top 10

"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."

Santa Elevator

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

A Fork-lift.

"This thing is so slow!"

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

Elevator buttons read: Way Up/up/Down/Way Down.

'Going up?'

"Do we look like we're going up?"

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

"What does it look like? I'm running a little late this morning."

Elevator. Up, down and dirty.