Elementary School Stage Gifts

I left my mark on policies and programs.

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

Today we learned to count to one.

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

"He's my school project for science class."

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

Not much money, glory, or praise

"What can I say? Second grade just hasn't lived up to the hype."

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

"The school year is officially over, and the teachers won."

Hunting Skool. What about your project, Oogie? The dot ate my homework.

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

"I've learned from the past. Now can we move on?"

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

"I wouldn't have passed that math test without my fingers. I can always count on them!"

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

"'A', I'm adorable."

"You're in luck. We have an opening for low man on the totem pole."

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

"Fear not, Miss Hathaway. Just go home and listen to a cd of howling wolves or screeching monkeys and by Monday you'll be ready for your 3rd grade class."

'So what is the consulting that you got an 'A' for?'

'Miss Cole hung it right next to Eddie Doan's sun.'

Intern

'I guess my love for Miss Rogers is over...I passed third grade.'

"We're proud that Jeremy is a budding artist. He got 'A' in a class for downloading clip art."

'Did you think that since so few people now use a manual typewriter, I wouldn't notice that you'd typed your penmanship homework?'

"It was a professional hit..."