Elderly Parent Interaction Gifts

Adult filmstrips

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

"He should be up and complaining in no time."

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

"Careful."

'I'm fighting ageing.'

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

Toothless Meal

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

"The nurse thinks she's sneaky, but I know my meds are in the peanut butter."

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

"The Lord brings people together for reasons only he knows."

"And I got these stretch marks on my butt from sitting in the house for months back in 2020."

"At my age, your legs and bowels begin to go."

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

"I look forward to growing dead with you."

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!"

"The Doctor says it's very rate for the superannuated to get taller."

We would have come to you sooner, but he wouldn't ask for directions.

"I didn't know you could do wheelies Stan."

"I wonder if she knows my collar's around my a**..."

"It's a very senior moment—he's dead."

"Look what I found, this beautiful Christmas poncho. Isn't it festive?!"

Old and young

"Some day I'll be choosing your nursing home."

"Thanks to my hearing-aids, I can fly safely and hunt again..."