Elderly Friend Gifts

See no evil, Hear No Evil, Speak no evil. . .

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

Checking for signs of life.

Mobility Scooter with Snowmobile Attachment.

I'm Aging Gracefully...so SHUT UP!!!

Walking Aids - �5 trade-in on your stick for this model!!

"You can't remember what you had for breakfast today, but you can still remember that darn race perfectly!"

"Now, what am I here for?"

Amish personal mobility scooter

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

'Mr. Reaper was just saying people our age are quite accident prone.'

Old man with a zimmer frame grittier

New game - Aches and Bladders (Suitable for 70+).

Exercise For Seniors

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

The Biddy Shop - Senior citizens in shop window.

Bubblegum dentures...

Musical pill box

Things you say when you are officially old...

"We're trying to give geriatrics a sexier image..."

Shadow and man

Medication for the elderly

"I've got my lucky gnomes to get me through!"

"I remember when they used to cost nothing."

Old father time saving app

"Now remember Gerard, don't stare. Enid's aged since you last saw her and a little self-conscious about her crow's feet."

'Life is too long not to worry.'

'Never mind the fresh food nurse - at my age I need all the preservatives I can get!'

At 103 years old... Joan was herself, a 'fairground attraction'!

'I can't make you younger...odometer tampering is against the law.'

Dance steps for the very tired.

"Watch out Stan, we've got a tail-gater."