Elbow Patch Enthusiast Pillows

'We're promoting you to Full Professor, Ferguson -- Here are your elbow patches!:'

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

Doctor to man: 'You're a workaholic - you tested positive for elbow grease.'

Boy with soccer spot patch on eye next to pirate.

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

Patient after an appendix operation

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

'Look! I grew a carrot!'

Sewing Machines in Surgery

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

"Leftover seeds."

"Can you believe we walked right past security?"

Introducing: Eye-Quit. The Nicotine Patch for Pirates...

Make do and mend

"....And Mother Yancy will be assisting the reattachment team this morning..."

John's Laser Shop and Eye Patches 4 U Shops

'Diet patch, stop-smoking patch, birth control patch...'

'When you put on a new patch you're meant to take the old one off!'

"No, there's nothing wrong. I just took a shortcut through the onions."

"Soul patch. What do you think?"

"I guess we’ll take that one."

'I was hoping it was going to be bigger, but I'm still new to gardening.'

'Do the patches help?'

'Addicted to the Internet? Try our new patch!' (At the pharmacy).

The cost of home grown vegetables

Stitches.

'She won't admit it, but I think she's had a facelift and a nose job.'

"Gasp - new nicotine patch...new nicotine patch..."

Medieval medic.

It's SkinPatchMan!

'I gave up smoking - now I'm on 20 patches a day!'