Elbow Grease Enthusiast Pillows

Doctor to man: 'You're a workaholic - you tested positive for elbow grease.'

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

It's all gravy.

'Good news hon' ! It's nothing serious! The doctor said it's just a simple case of Tennis Elbow!'

Thanksgiving Feast. Get lots of turkey, but not too much of you'll have to take a pause at the nap box. I'm skipping the cranberries and going for the green beans and the potatoes. I'm at the stuffing now and getting bonus points for extra gravy! Hey! There's a shortcut through the corn, straight to the pumpkin pie! I win! Not so fast. You missed the most important spot where you give thanks for your family and friends. Oh, you're right. It's okay that I didn't win. I'll get you tomor

'Let's go around the room, and talk about the edgy, creative things we've done so far today.'

Fuels paradise.

'It's the same as our regular Angels hair pasta, but with extra grease.'

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

Wearing Gloves on Public Transport

Yesh Atid

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

"That'll be $7.88, 3000 calories and 500 grams of fat. Drive through please."

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.

'Look, a dollar! Pick it up so we can scoop up that blob of oil!'

'Odd as it may seem, it needs oil.'

History of Gasoline.

Rising Oil Prices.

"I'll have the successful businessman's lunch, please, with extra gravy."

Low oil prices.

Professor Lars P. Olafson. Inventor of the scatter cushion.

REPLACING THE BURGER TANKS AT MR. BIG'S.

"I used to love the sight of zeros."

"Are you sure you can trust this doctor?"

ATM at gas station.

'He's a good kid - Puts lots of gravy on his homework.'

"OK...is this character insulting?"

Vikings cannot pillage the U.S. Oil Biz

Healthy eating centre - keep off the grease.

'May I recommend the 2008 10W40? It's low sulfur content and viscosity make it a true steal at $39.95 a liter.'

Street Food Vendors