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Doctor to man: 'You're a workaholic - you tested positive for elbow grease.'

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

It's all gravy.

'Good news hon' ! It's nothing serious! The doctor said it's just a simple case of Tennis Elbow!'

'Let's go around the room, and talk about the edgy, creative things we've done so far today.'

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

'It's the same as our regular Angels hair pasta, but with extra grease.'

Wearing Gloves on Public Transport

Fuels paradise.

Yesh Atid

"That'll be $7.88, 3000 calories and 500 grams of fat. Drive through please."

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.

'Look, a dollar! Pick it up so we can scoop up that blob of oil!'

'Odd as it may seem, it needs oil.'

History of Gasoline.

Rising Oil Prices.

REPLACING THE BURGER TANKS AT MR. BIG'S.

"Are you sure you can trust this doctor?"

Low oil prices.

"I'll have the successful businessman's lunch, please, with extra gravy."

Professor Lars P. Olafson. Inventor of the scatter cushion.

"I used to love the sight of zeros."

'He's a good kid - Puts lots of gravy on his homework.'

"OK...is this character insulting?"

Street Food Vendors

Healthy eating centre - keep off the grease.

Vikings cannot pillage the U.S. Oil Biz

'May I recommend the 2008 10W40? It's low sulfur content and viscosity make it a true steal at $39.95 a liter.'

"Yes, that's good news, but it's a long way to go for oil!"