Elbow Bumpers T-Shirts

Wearing Gloves on Public Transport

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Rabies on board - a couple of rabid babies.

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

'You know, if you had one of those bumper stickers, I wouldn't be in doggy-therapy.'

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Doctor to man: 'You're a workaholic - you tested positive for elbow grease.'

Proud Parent Of A Medical School Student With Huge Debt.

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

"The final phase of your background check... the bumper stickers on the back of your car."

She Had Enough To Drink.

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

"Don't drive like you normally do, dear...they'll throw you off the ride."

Car's bumper sticker reads: 'My other car is a bookmobile.'

Name stickers on car windscreen.

Squashed car with a bumper sticker from Jurassic Park.

"Honk If You're Running For Governor!

'Buddha never said anything of the kind! -- You read that on a bumper sticker!'

Running in please pass

Shit Happens (bumper sticker)

Car with groceries and items atop car has bumpersticker: 'My other vehicle is a shopping cart.'

"What particle collider physicists do in their spare time"

Accidentally transported into the future, Sir Lancelot was having trouble adjusting.

Honk if you love Jesus.

Sticker: 'How's my driving you nuts?'

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

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