Elbow Bumpers T-Shirts

Wearing Gloves on Public Transport

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

Ask me about my litter! !

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Rabies on board - a couple of rabid babies.

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

'You know, if you had one of those bumper stickers, I wouldn't be in doggy-therapy.'

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Proud Parent Of A Medical School Student With Huge Debt.

Doctor to man: 'You're a workaholic - you tested positive for elbow grease.'

Antiwar Democrats Get Tough

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

"The final phase of your background check... the bumper stickers on the back of your car."

She Had Enough To Drink.

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

Practice random turn signals & senseless acts of braking.

Name stickers on car windscreen.

Squashed car with a bumper sticker from Jurassic Park.

Shit Happens (bumper sticker)

"Don't drive like you normally do, dear...they'll throw you off the ride."

Running in please pass

"Honk If You're Running For Governor!

No caption. (Frog drives car. Bumper stickers indicate that driver's family includes a spouse and many tadpoles.)

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the Antiques Roadshow

'Buddha never said anything of the kind! -- You read that on a bumper sticker!'

Car's bumper sticker reads: 'My other car is a bookmobile.'

Car with groceries and items atop car has bumpersticker: 'My other vehicle is a shopping cart.'

"What particle collider physicists do in their spare time"

Sticker: 'How's my driving you nuts?'

Honk if you love Jesus.

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

Aren't they supposed to be moving?

Accidentally transported into the future, Sir Lancelot was having trouble adjusting.

It's a boy.