Elbow Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I like a man with a good, firm elbow bump."

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

Doctor to man: 'You're a workaholic - you tested positive for elbow grease.'

'Will you stop! You know that freaks me out!'

'Dad, how come we never see and of them in flight?'

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

A Masked Ball

"This time I'm really, really going to throw it."

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

A bald eagle approaches middle age

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

Owl Through Time

"We need to put in more bones."

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

'Now, fly my boy, fly like, well, fly like an eagle...'

Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."

'You're too aggressive.'

Making isobar map with elastic bands.

'Owl be lovin' you owlwise!'

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

'Actually, I find the destroying more satisfying than the nation-building.'

In Other News, Owls. Owl News Now. Here Owls. Owl Time.

'What excuse do you have for a lousy shot now?'

"Just remember keep your chin up Arthur"

Give Thanks.

Turning with mathematical precision.

How electric eels "welcome" door-to-door salesmen

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',