Elbow Enthusiast Pillows

"I like a man with a good, firm elbow bump."

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

Doctor to man: 'You're a workaholic - you tested positive for elbow grease.'

'Dad, how come we never see and of them in flight?'

'Will you stop! You know that freaks me out!'

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

A Masked Ball

Owl Through Time

"This time I'm really, really going to throw it."

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

"We need to put in more bones."

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

A bald eagle approaches middle age

"I hope this thing doesn't spiral out of control."

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

'Now, fly my boy, fly like, well, fly like an eagle...'

Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."

'You're too aggressive.'

Making isobar map with elastic bands.

In Other News, Owls. Owl News Now. Here Owls. Owl Time.

'What excuse do you have for a lousy shot now?'

'Actually, I find the destroying more satisfying than the nation-building.'

'Owl be lovin' you owlwise!'

"Just remember keep your chin up Arthur"

School Supply Room. Look at this -- a calculator, a protractor and a compass! You've discovered the missing weapons of math instruction!

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

Give Thanks.

Turning with mathematical precision.

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',