Baby Bumper T-Shirts

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

She Had Enough To Drink.

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

Rabies on board - a couple of rabid babies.

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

'You know, if you had one of those bumper stickers, I wouldn't be in doggy-therapy.'

'Mom is feeling sick. She caught a baby.'

Proud Parent Of A Medical School Student With Huge Debt.

Ultra Sound/Downloading.

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

Wearing Gloves on Public Transport

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

"The final phase of your background check... the bumper stickers on the back of your car."

Name stickers on car windscreen.

Shit Happens (bumper sticker)

"My wife's going through a difficult pregnancy."

Car's bumper sticker reads: 'My other car is a bookmobile.'

Caution: False Contractions Ahead

"Well, I'd say it should be fairly soon now!"

Squashed car with a bumper sticker from Jurassic Park.

"Don't drive like you normally do, dear...they'll throw you off the ride."

Running in please pass

"Honk If You're Running For Governor!

'Buddha never said anything of the kind! -- You read that on a bumper sticker!'

Car with groceries and items atop car has bumpersticker: 'My other vehicle is a shopping cart.'

"What particle collider physicists do in their spare time"

"I hope you don't mind me asking, Mrs. Gonzales...but how does the baby get out of there?"

Honk if you love Jesus.

Accidentally transported into the future, Sir Lancelot was having trouble adjusting.