Baby Bumper Gifts

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

It's a boy.

She Had Enough To Drink.

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

Ask me about my litter! !

Rabies on board - a couple of rabid babies.

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

'You know, if you had one of those bumper stickers, I wouldn't be in doggy-therapy.'

'Mom is feeling sick. She caught a baby.'

Proud Parent Of A Medical School Student With Huge Debt.

Antiwar Democrats Get Tough

Ultra Sound/Downloading.

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

"The final phase of your background check... the bumper stickers on the back of your car."

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

Wearing Gloves on Public Transport

Practice random turn signals & senseless acts of braking.

'Buddha never said anything of the kind! -- You read that on a bumper sticker!'

Running in please pass

Name stickers on car windscreen.

No caption. (Frog drives car. Bumper stickers indicate that driver's family includes a spouse and many tadpoles.)

"Don't drive like you normally do, dear...they'll throw you off the ride."

Car's bumper sticker reads: 'My other car is a bookmobile.'

Caution: False Contractions Ahead

Shit Happens (bumper sticker)

"Well, I'd say it should be fairly soon now!"

Squashed car with a bumper sticker from Jurassic Park.

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the Antiques Roadshow

"My wife's going through a difficult pregnancy."

"Honk If You're Running For Governor!

Car with groceries and items atop car has bumpersticker: 'My other vehicle is a shopping cart.'

"What particle collider physicists do in their spare time"